DANGER
ZONE
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Friday, July 10, 1998
Valencia, California
Public Arena
09:10:00 P.M. PDT {second segment}
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[The camera fades back in on
the commentary table with Michael Richardson and "Slick" Nicholas Chase.]
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: We're back, folks, and boy have tonight's matches
been quick! It seems that some of the wrestlers didn't prepare very well for their matches.
Nicholas Chase: Well, when you think about it they really can't get
much longer. With a five minute time limit you're never going to have an extremely long match.
Michael Richardson: That's for sure! But nevertheless, these have been
some extraordinarily short matches thus far.
Nicholas Chase: Let's just do the dark match rundown.
{cut to shot of "Dark Match"
results}
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Andrew 'Flash' Tucker over Keith Porter by
Pin
BigFig over Wind Whisper by Pin
"Showstoppa" Benjamin Wildfire over The Throw by Pin
Thorne Timberwolf over "SimpLy MarVelouS" Carl Grant by Pin
"'Bout It 'Bout It" Shawn Sylkk over Frenchie Parker by Pin
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Nicholas Chase: Quick action yet again.
Michael Richardson: I guess that's the theme for tonight. Bob Thomas and
Backbreaker are in the ring now. This is a Television Title shot and if Thomas wins, he gets to use the name "Backbreaker"
in his name.
Nicholas Chase: Yeah. Well, I really don't think a fight was necessary
to determine this one. I think Backbreaker was just going to let him use the name, but now that the belt is on
the line I doubt that we'll see him back down.
{cut to shot of the ring}
As "DeadLy WeaPoN" DraKoN
HugHeS and Mystic wait for the match to begin, the bell rings beginning the match.
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Bob Thomas vs The Backbreaker
6'-8", 287 lbs — 6'-1",
233 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match for the CNWF² World Television Title:
Bob Thomas can use the name "Backbreaker" in his name if he wins,
however Backbreaker can still use the name if he loses.)
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{ring}
As the match begins, Kydd Wikkid
runs into the ring with a chair and smacks Backbreaker over the head with it. The referee sees this and calls for
the disqualification.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: AAAAAH! I don't think I can take much more of this!
Something has to be done about these matches! I need excitement... not a non-match!
Michael Richardson: Get control of yourself, Slick!
{ring}
[As Bob Thomas stares on in disbelief,
Kydd Wikkid is given a microphone.]
Kydd Wikkid: That poor excuse for a wrestler you see down there
isn't the real Backbreaker. Bob Thomas is the real Backbreaker! Backbreaker Bob Thomas!
{audience}
Wikkid doesn't elicit much of a
crowd reaction.
{ring}
[Thomas looks to be a bit flustered
at the botching of his World Television Title defense and just hauls off and decks Wikkid. The fans cheer loudly
over the action, but Thomas just leaves the ring after that. Wikkid gets up after a bit and then speaks into the
microphone.]
Kydd Wikkid: I came down here tonite to make sure that this cheap
imposter didn't steal anymore of your thunder by using your name, and this is the thanks I get? The BackBreaker
isn't your friend, I am. He was only saying that he was your friend so that he could steal the name that you made
great. What's wrong with you Bob? I'm Kydd Wikkid!!! You can't treat me this way. I was only trying to help you
out, man. C'mon don't be all bitter. You would do the same for me. I know that you would... we Lordz of the Ring
gotta stick together!!! Bob? C'mon Bob!!!
[At this time, Backbreaker gets
back up and he seems to be mad at the fact that he didn't get to beat Thomas by pin thus costing him a chance at
the Television title. He runs at Wikkid, but Wikkid turns around just in time to meet Backbreaker head on and they
get into a brawl. They brawl their way out of the ring.]
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The Backbreaker by Disqualification
(Bob Thomas retains the Television Championship)
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Nicholas Chase: That's too bad. I think Backbreaker could have won
that match fair and square. Wikkid just had to ruin the whole thing.
Michael Richardson: For once I agree with you. Wikkid only ruined a good
match right there.
Nicholas Chase: I don't agree with you there. Now, I'm not really
too much of a Backbreaker fan but I would rather see him as the Television Champion rather than Bob Thomas.
Michael Richardson: If Backbreaker would have won this match, it would
have been his third Television Title reign.
Nicholas Chase: He would have been the first three time holder of
any single title. Agony is the only wrestler to have even held a title three times between two different belts.
No one has yet held a single singles title three times.
Michael Richardson: Dominator and Inkel are in the ring right now. This
should be a heck of a match.
Nicholas Chase: Maybe this one will last longer than thirty seconds.
{cut to shot of the ring}
As Dominator and Inkel wait in the
ring, the bell rings to begin the match.
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Dominator of Destruction vs Frederick
B. Inkel
6'-10", 322 lbs — 6'-2",
247 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match for the United States Title)
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{ring}
Inkel charges Dominator and executes
a waistlock takeover on him. Inkel then cinches on a full nelson and a scissor hold to keep Dominator grounded.
It doesn't seem to have much of an effect on Dominator.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Well, I don't know how good of a match this is going
to be right now. Maybe we'd be better off if it only lasted thirty seconds.
Michael Richardson: Don't count on it. Inkel is a mat technician and is
going to take his time until he has to really put the fight to Dominator.
Nicholas Chase: I just realized something. I really don't like either
of these wrestlers.
Michael Richardson: I would
wager that they don't even care about your opinions.
{ring}
Dominator makes it to the ropes
causing Inkel to relinquish the hold to avoid disqualification. As Inkel gets up, however, he puts his boots to
Dominator's kidneys to further weaken him before he gets up. Before Dominator gets completely back on his feet,
Inkel whips Dominator to the ropes, then takes him down with an armdrag into an arm bar submission.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Ever wonder why they call that a submission?
Michael Richardson: Because
that is what the maneuver is designed to accomplish, Chase.
Nicholas Chase: That move is a failure, then. You never see anyone
score a submission with it.
Michael Richardson: Well, it does have some lethal variations that have
scored victories here and there.
Nicholas Chase: Then they should start using those variations.
{ring}
The maneuver doesn't keep Dominator
down for long. As Dominator gets back to his feet, he delivers hard hitting elbows to Inkel's abdominal area. After
the third elbow, Inkel has to let go of the hold giving Dominator the chance to get some momentum going. Dominator
bounces off of one set of ropes, then attempts to take down Inkel, but is caught with a knee lift, once again taking
Dominator down to the canvas. Inkel then applies a crossface to keep Dominator off of his vertical base.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Sound strategy here by Inkel. He knows if Dominator
ever gets any real momentum against him, he'll be toast. Dominator is far from being a pushover at nearly seven
feet tall and well over three-hundred pounds.
Michael Richardson: That's why the only one to ever beat him since his
debut was a man that was larger than him by an entire foot... that being Kain Piller. Of course, Dominator has
yet to be pinned.
Nicholas Chase: Well, I think Inkel is doing a great job keeping this
fool away from his offensive arsenal. Of course, these maneuvers are causing the clock to just wind away. Yeah,
they still have a lot of time, but that time could dwindle away in nothing flat leaving Inkel high and dry.
Michael Richardson: I don't think Dominator is going to be on the receiving
end of punishment for long.
{ring}
As if by coincidence, Dominator
gets back on his feet and throws Inkel off of him. Inkel then gets back up to attempt to recover his domination
of Dominator only to catch a stiff boot to the face. Dominator then goes for a cover but only manages to get a
one count.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Dominator's coming back, folks!
Nicholas Chase: Oh well. Who
really thought Inkel's strategy was going to work for long?
{ring}
Dominator picks up Inkel and executes
a bodyslam. While Inkel lay on the canvas, Dominator executes a leg drop to keep him down. Dominator then goes
for yet another cover. This time he gets a two count. By this time it looks as if Dominator has had enough. He
brings Inkel to the corner and then climbs up to the second rope and places Inkel's head between his legs. The
audience begins cheering because they know what's next.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: We're going to see the "Self-Destruct" powerbomb!
Nicholas Chase: Big deal. I'd like to go just one week without seeing
it.
Michael Richardson: Inkel's
going up... and down hard back to the canvas! What a devistating maneuver! He's going for the cover! One! Two!
Three! It's all over.
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Dominator of Destruction by Pin Via
"Self-Destruct Powerbomb
(Successful United States Title Defense)
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Michael Richardson: That was quite a victory for Dominator! A lot of people
thought that Inkel was going to come away with the gold this week... but Dominator once again proved his detractors
wrong. I wonder when his title reign is going to end?
Nicholas Chase: Well, no one's so much as pinned him yet. It's going
to have to be one heck of a wrestler to do it. I'm telling you this Dominator guy is so damn annoying! I hope he
loses this belt sometime, then competes in the World Title division and starts facing some real wrestlers. These
guys are jokes.
Michael Richardson: They try their hardest, Slick. You should understand
just what it means to step in that ring.
Nicholas Chase: No I shouldn't. Da SuPerFan and Assassin are in the
ring now. It should prove to be yet another disappointing match.
Michael Richardson: How can you say that?
Nicholas Chase: Well, Fan hasn't
impressed me lately. Assassin's been as good as he's ever been. I say, though I don't like him, Assassin's losing
streak ends tonight.
Michael Richardson: Don't underestimate Fan... though I am inclined to
agree with you there.
{cut to shot of the ring}
The bell rings to begin the match
between Assassin and Da SuPerFan
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Da SuPerFan vs Assassin
6'-7", 287 lbs — 6'-8",
330 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Right as the match begins Assassin
grabs Fan and rolls him up into a ball. The maneuver appears to put pressure on one arm and one leg. Fan begins
yelling for mercy right as the hold is applied. The referee asks Fan if he is going to submit and he nods his head
very quickly. The bell rings signifying Assassin is the winner.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: So as I was saying, Mike... wait... is this match
just starting?
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Dominator of Destruction by Pin Via
"Self-Destruct Powerbomb
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Michael Richardson: No... actually it just ended, Slick.
Nicholas Chase: Whaa?
Michael Richardson: Yes. It's
over, Slick.
Nicholas Chase: This was the guy who
kept an undefeated record for the most fights in CNWF Squared history? I think that right there was a record match
as far as quickness is concerned.
Michael Richardson: I think you're right. That couldn't have been more
than six seconds long.
Nicholas Chase: I never thought I'd live to see someoen submit that
quickly.
Michael Richardson: Jeff Beam
is in the ring now. I wonder where Davison is?
Nicholas Chase: Don't look at me!
{cut to shot of the ring}
Jeff Beam is standing in the ring
waiting for Davison to appear. He looks to be quite impatient.
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Suddenly, the "Sesame Street
Anthem" plays and the crowd looks inquisitively at the entrance way. "Godly" Ken Davison walks out
from behind the curtain holding a large piece of poster board with some unintelligible writing on it. The crowd
laughs in amusement as Davison makes his way to the ring wearing a pair of Spiderman pajamas. He runs to the ring
with his multihued tresses following behind him.
{cut to shot of the ring}
He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and gets in the middle of the ring. The lights dim and a spotlight
focuses on Davison. He holds the sign in the air. The writing can be seen clearly on the poster board- "HEY
BEAM! REMEMBER ME?" Beam has kind of a smirk on his face as he strokes his chin while looking down at the
much shorter, pajama clad wrestler.
{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: This is going to be a good match!
Michael Richardson: Maybe,
but we have to go to a commercial break. Don't go away!
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